sâmbătă, 4 februarie 2012

House M.D. - Quotes (2)

House: "God doesn't limp."
Wilson: "Something like that. More that if we told you the truth that you'd solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof, you'd think you were God. And I was worried your wings would melt."
House: "God doesn't limp."

Patient: I just don't see much use in complaining.
House: Seriously? It's a pretty useful tool. You complain, make people miserable. Then they do what you want, to make the misery go away. We probably should say something. Maybe I can call one of doctors...
Patient: They're doing their best.
House: [They smile at each other. House stamps his cane on Jeff's foot.] Ow! 
Patient: I'm sure it was an accident.
House: Is he Canadian?
Cameron: He's a low priority.
House: Is that a yes?
House: He's just... Happy. I've got to stop this, before it spreads. 

House: She's the anti-Wilson. She's a force for evil.
Wilson: She has an annoying quality. Perhaps even two. If I was perfect, I would date perfect.
House: You like that!
Wilson: It's annoying, but she's good at it.
House: Wait a second. This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves-oh, my god.
You're sleeping with me!!! 
(Later)
House: She's not me. Well, she is me. But that's not why she's attractive. She's a needy version of me.
Wilson: Hard to imagine such a mythical creature. You'll never lose your friend, House. You're the long-distance runner of neediness.
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Foreman: He's annoyed by her, doesn't respect her as a doctor, constantly insults her.
Wilson: That's House's version of courtship. 
Foreman: Oh, God. He's been wooing me for years. 
Wilson: She's the perfect woman for him. Willing to literally go to the end of the earth (South Pole) for her career, making her unavailable for a real relationship. And she's afflicted with a mysterious illness.

Wilson: You don't like her because she's a psychiatrist.
House: (No,) I'm a complicated man. I loathe her for many reasons.
Wilson: Never before has a profession been so decried by someone who needed it so badly

Kutner: Who's that from? (a gift)
House: Santa, obviously. 'Cause you know i worship him. No, wait, i mean Satan. I always get 'em confused.

House: Send Foreman and Taub. They're better liars. More likely to get to the truth.

Dr. Remy (to House)
You spend your whole life looking for answers... Because you think the next answer will change something, maybe make you a little less miserable. And you know that when you run out of questions, you don't just run out of answers. You run out of hope. You glad you know that?

Cameron: "How do you test someone's response to pain."
House: "Easy. Hurt them."
House: (To Leona) It’s not going to hurt at all. We just need to make sure you don’t move.
Leona: Yeah. [House sticks her finger with a needle.] OW!

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